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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I MUST ABSOLUTELY blog about my battle with the Giant Cockroach early this morning (read: 4.17am).

Fact No.1: It freaking woke me up by running across me.
Fact No.2: Making alot of noise at the same time, banging into things in my room etc.
Fact No.3: Saw it crawled over my precious LEGOs and precious notes when I realized that something was amiss and I switched on the lights.
Fact No.4: Took a 8-Days magazine (used to buy every issue until I come to my senses) and whacked it when it paused on my Cold War notes.
Fact No.5: It didnt bloody die you know, even when its innards were on the magazine and my notes.
Fact No.6: I whacked it continuously until two of its legs came off.
Fact No.7: Sprayed insecticide on it but, it still lives!
Fact No.8: May I add that the bloody cockroach was freaking huge and it took about 20mins to die!
Fact No.9: Read my notes meanwhile.
Fact No.10: Threw away the front pages of my notes, scooped the (finally) dead cockroach into a plastic bag, wrote "Xiao Qiang" on it, leave it in the kitchen sink to surprise Dad & went back to sleep.

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.
It could have been worse mans.